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Life disheartened, let me go today, I feel that far a signal of happiness for me ... I know! CREDO

Dearest depressing life, you made me company for a long time now and I thank you, but now I think it's time to say goodbye. Please do not look at me like I'm naive, I know what awaits me, and then you did not exactly like you promised me protected, so you have many claims. Anyway, things have happened that I never told you. For example, I never said that a couple of times, I woke up in the middle of the night and I found out it was snowing; Surprisingly, I felt a strong sense of happiness. You know, it was only snow, missing half a day after you were already found to sweep the gutter, blackened by smog. But maybe that's what made me rejoice that I have seen it when it was still white, and then made me think back to that time, when a child, I picked up the snow from the wing of the Volkswagen and ate, and my father turned to me and said: "You're not normal" ... but also c'aveva reason the poor man.
Then there's the fact that people are not so bad, in fact, if you look closely everyone is interesting in his own way. And since then in the end we all seek the same things, if we agree, who knows perhaps that what we are looking for you can also find. Mica is also true that 'history is that it is better not to trust. That removed the trust, you're just like a dog ... and I miss, because even the dogs trust. And unfortunately, if someone were to betray my trust, patience ... ... mica is my problem ... if anything, is his, because it means we still have not understood anything in life ... poor bastard.
And look, I I've got 'stuck to the ribs is thirty, if I start following you, I find myself alone in a flash, retired, half deaf to the 20:30 aspect to the drama of Channel 5 and I eat chickpeas because I have a bowel movement. No thanks, I know that risk. What a disappointment ... not then ... I think there are real disappointments if you know how to live properly. Imagine that there are people that I have heard of, learn from mistakes and disappointments. It certainly is not the majority, but only a few cases in each time you hear about ... but if you try you'll never know if 'story is true or not. So
'is afraid to make mistakes, I think that you will return the ... because so far I have not served a girlfriend ... and frankly I'd rather be judged for what they are to be admired for the perfection and fictitious apparent ... that as we now understand ... I do not braid at all. Then explain to me why this immobilizing fear of making mistakes you have given to me? I could write that at most a few ... but the wretched novel to those who spend their time creating viruses to your computer ... that make them work quietly all night, and me to write a few words and make me do half 6000 paranoia.

So disheartening dear life, now I come out that are already late, and if I were you I certainly would not wait because I'm late ... that much I do at home alone? At least out there I can finally meet the one I love ... and if you tell the truth, I know that today is the day ... I know!

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still do not really know how it happened. I, personally, the work I do not have mica. So I do not understand how my friends still be able to delegate to me for correction of their curricula. (That is ... if you need to do to correct a curriculum vitae, at least first make sure that the spelling has a job ... no?)

Briefly, I wanted to share the horrors I've seen lately on these sad and unfortunate pages.

After a long career as a waitress in a providential pizzeria, Annaminkia writes:

1997-1999: Served food to the tables of restaurants (I know what you're thinking ... a little 'vague ... but then specifies) to people who do not know (if you think about it ... that's right all of us and especially you guys definitely brought the equipment and food to the table every day ... But not you write it on the CV ... why? Because the people you serve and you know ... logical, right?)

Also on Annaminkia goes on to say: Sure of your feedback, I hope you to select ... decidua (do not even know where to start ... oh well. .. take a random thing ... the deciduous ... now, I realize that here we blame the infamous word that corrects the errors so quickly that not even one notices it, even if sometimes I am convinced that the nefarious software replaces the words wrong on purpose with obscure words that look like us but have to do with the maestro ... some of you have arched eyebrows? ... Yes, the maestro ... Go and see what does the word "deciduous" and then tell me if you also want your curriculum vitae)

My friend Alfons addition to brag of language that perhaps he wanted to see one of those where dreams, without knowing how, you find yourself in a foreign land and you find yourself to know the language, praising his earthly property, for more bold and using a separate section that reads:

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not know about you, but I OWNED AUTO just makes me think of Christine the infernal machine. One of those machines that suddenly while at a red light splashing off rearing and killing 37 people and not enough to stop them not even a bottle of Lourdes water.
What then ... there really needs to put on record that thou hast the Stilo?

And finally ... a gem!
The man whose name starts with a U sent her resume to a famous law firm in Milan, including the following (and now famous) words between the job descriptions:

Legal Assistant - I met a team of about 34 lawyers to be in the studio at the hearings.

Dear U, the next time you should absolutely corroborate such claims are posting some video on You Tube and list the URLs of the videos on your resume ... what else those mica believe that you can meet so many people at once ... and then you do not take!

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Bagnasco I say "unacceptable and dangerous"

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ROME - The draft legislation on de facto unions is "unacceptable in terms of principles, but also dangerous to the social and educational." Does not mince words, the new president of the CEI, Archbishop Angelo Bagnasco, to detect, before the council of bishops, "the convergent, heartfelt concern expressed by the bishops' on I say. "I personally - he said - I can only say that I appreciate what has been done by Catholics, committed itself to hiring and developing it." And by the way, made it known to be favorable to the manifestation of the "Family Day".

Loyalty to the pope. afternoon, Bagnasco held its first inaugural address to the Permanent Council of Bishops, and there was great expectation for what he said. His first words were a reaffirmation of the Italian bishops' loyalty to the Pope and the continuity of the line of Cardinal Camillo Ruini, who asked "not to miss all his help and his whole council, and wanted among other things continue to play with the competence that is proper, that work of cultural entertainment that was a not insignificant section of his whole priestly life ".

note on I say. The document announced by Runi just before leaving the guidance of the CEI, Bagnasco has promised will be "calm, authoritative enlightenment." "In the current session of the Permanent Council - continued - to develop a 'pastoral note' that setting on the same line of what has been done in the past in other critical contingencies, may be happy , authoritative light of the circumstances today. " This is because, he said Bagnasco, "was envisaged, as is well known, the utility that the bishops say at this juncture a word thoughtful and challenging." And the president of CEI has also addressed the media to "give relief" to the document that the bishops approve.

defense of fundamental values. and making his own the words of Benedict XVI Congress of the European bishops, Bagnasco said that "seems ever more important for Europe to guard against the pragmatic, widespread today, which systematically justifies compromises on essential human values, as if it were the inevitable acceptance of a lesser evil. "

union men and women. Among the essential values, according to Bagnasco, there is "sacramental marriage," which "form part of the primitive design of the Creator: 'male and female he created them'. Design that we are equally committed to proclaim and serve. " Despite the fact that "the number of marriages goes against religious rite. Our pastors agree with us in wishing doing things in a meaningful way, but notes the seriousness with which the whole Christian community approaches to the family, recognizing the first Christian marriage its primacy of grace and responsibility. "

Yes for Family Day. "The bishops - said the prelate - who can not appreciate and encourage the demonstration of 12 May." The so-called Family Day, held to reaffirm the importance of the traditional family.

The collegiality of the bishops. choices that will be addressed by the CEI will be the result "of the exercise of the will collegial" Only in this way, the Bishops' Conference will be effectively "public presence of the Church."

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After the sad Friday .... then We are well on Saturday! But from my heart

now, I think, that assiduous reader is able to perceive with certainty powerful, for me, going out on Saturday night has become ... I know ... how to make me go plagued by warts in the shower of a beach.
But you have to do! (Out, of course ... but thinking about it ... and the shower after a swim in the sea) because otherwise you then think that thou hast called asocial and psychological problems. At 7:30
calls the Flavia. It was so not made itself felt, because has had problems with the thyroid. This means that you must be very polite and nice to you ... who already has his eyes out. Then is also taking drugs that apparently have the same effect as Pentotal Diabolik ... and for the expression of terribly monotonous voice ... and for the sharp and cruel truth that permeates his every word.

"We're going to eat pizza!"
"But it should be! ... Pizza ... what a novel idea!"
"Quit your bitchin 'Veronica ... we want to present her new boyfriend! We'll pick at 9:10 because the Bruschetta is going to take the girls' friends of his girl that you wanted to know. "
" What I wanted to know? "
" The bruschetta and Clare are going around saying that you're depressed and that thou hast need of pussy! "
" PLEASE STOP THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THIS TOUR IN CABBAGE ! "
" So wrong not to have ... "
" Well ... if at this moment I wanted to find someone without their help "
" Oh yeah ... I forgot ... now thou hast the blog! "
" I do not I use the blog to tow! "
" Only God knows how you use it yourself 'I'm not writing the blog ... .. not the trailer ... you hurry you because you've got it made ... but be ready at 9:10 ... I recommend "
" Yes ... yes, OK ... oh ... so .. Tonight ... these are the winners? ... hmm ... yep me guess ... but you know them? "
" Yes, I work with ... Clare are real down to panties "
" FLAVIA! But when you become so mean ... Take back please! "
" It 's the truth ... then I'll know to say "

... The first girl that will call for convenience lowering panties # 1, went to the take home. Not bad was ... but at least it was irritating buzzing ... which is worse. Do not shut your mouth for a moment, he continued to talk about herself with the voice of a 5 year old who is playing with the stuffed animals. I began to see me without banging your head against the car window ... while singing Shivaree "Goodnight Moon".
arrived at the restaurant where we met the others. Short presentations, greetings and cocktails. Flavia began to drink ... which did not seem advisable at all after the deluge of pills that had just eaten ... because it already seemed quite unbalanced sober.
I said something about it and served me a very kind, "Fuck you!" The other two
panties down to a ... well ... not bad ... you could look tant'era the other was not ugly but it was a cornucopia of Acidum.
"Oh, these would be suitors?" Asked Flavia.
"I told you so!"
"What are the rules in these cases ... the tronista it makes when it is not satisfied?"
"Ah .. you know that you ... you you you look at men and women ... not me! "
" I'M NOT I LOOK AT MEN AND WOMEN OF MARIA DE FILIPPI ... I've seen CA%% ONCE O! "
Then they turned all.

finally arrived Veronica with the new guy ... so much vaunted. Followed the presentations.
I looked at him and shook his hand and I immediately realized that it reminded me of someone. Then suddenly I remembered. It was the "Maximilian" that I had stolen the bike when I was 5 years.
Flavia and I approached I said softly: "Flavia ... but I know that the"
"Oh yeah ... and how?"
"stole my bike when I was 5 years"
"Are you sure?"
" pretty sure "
" He lived in my own way "
" hmm ... if you have the heroin was all done ... in fact we were missing a thief to Veronica !..."
"Oh well ... the thief! He must have had six years '

After waiting almost an eternity in a private room at the table, they informed us that we should wait a little,' Flavia continued to complain was hot ... he was cold, was sweating, but then had the chills , in a nutshell ... it seemed that I was out with my grandmother. At one point, a cosmetic bag went marypoppins-iana, put it on the table and began to do makeup and hair. With continued to wipe the sweat towel ... wipe the smudges of lipstick ... to fly. Totally irritated by this behavior with the force ripped the towel from his hands.
"dear God ... Flavia but you have to finish today ... ... and give yourself an attitude ... we are at the table, you could not remake 'I'm blessed trick somewhere else? "
He tried to recover the towel and said," Give me' I'm towel serves "
" Flavia! With this towel thou hast already done all that was humanly possible to do ... look, we only miss you geese are you doing the bidet! "
The lowering of panties # 2 (the unwatchable) to change the subject had the unfortunate idea to tell her what a great lipstick! Let? Me would you feel? "
Flavia gave her a look that stunned the poor at that point he knew only say: "But ... I just wanted to try his hand"
Flavia said: "If you think this lipstick will slightest touch any part of your body you're wrong!" I
feces sign let it go and not worry ... that Flavio was mad!

utter embarrassment decided to turn our attention all'invitato of honor ... that is Massimiliano.
Everyone began asking him questions ... What are you doing? ... Oh what a beautiful job! But how are you? and things like that.
potendomi not hold ... I told him: "I think I seen you somewhere"
"Ah Yeah ... I unfortunately do not remember "
At that point I wanted to ask him:" My Legnano you remember? "but unfortunately Pentotal Flavia had left the home.
"But you where you made the top? Maybe we were at school together? "
" no, I made the schools abroad ... except for a few years ... but I doubt we could be in the same school ... but you're in that outpost of the cove? "
His eyes lit up and with a smile excitedly replied "Yes! Why you too? "
My gaze was minimally lit in the same way when I said" Well, yes! "Now I was sure.


The evening was going just great. A stony silence fell upon us all! We ate our things quickly, bent on our plates ... orphanage that looked like those of Oliver Twist ... and ask for the bill. Then we smoked a cigarette outside. Usually this is the time when we collectively ask ... "guys, but now what?" And someone inevitably suggests some dark place in which to continue to drink. But not tonight! For us, the evening was over. Nobody dared to suggest anything ... and fake yawns were apparently become a new fashion.
We greeted each other cordially and hastily ... and happily while we were heading toward the machines are ... heard Flavia's voice echoed ... "Oh Stè but where you're going ... that you stole the bike you've waved?"

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inept .... What would you like that?

was not a coincidence that he lower his eyes at the same time. Something was said. Just do not you ever heard the words. You, languid, but inconvenient in that way that only you can put into practice. I, disgustingly bored. Then there was she, unaware ... but happily, the only one.
"If you want, you can also go there" but did you know this already. But indugiasti. Then we stared at each other a bit ... 'as you do in that game where you try to make each other laugh ... only this time was at hand ... here is the other wanted to cry.
What do you mean?
really think I'd burst into tears?
after all we were condemned to a life seemingly contrary to the principles of honesty ... why should I even bring up the poor girl ... that was the only happy and contented.
No! I just suffer in silence ... and you too!
... So shut up and fly!

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University of Padua is conducting a sociological research aimed at better understanding of bisexuality. We are looking for people who voluntarily and anonymously, to cooperate in the study. Michele
Breveglieri degree in sociology at the Faculty of Sociology of Trento with a thesis on the theoretical male bisexuality, is at this time doing a PhD at the Department of Sociology, University of Padova with a research project empirical, under the supervision of the tutor Prof. Renato Stella. The object of research is the experience of bisexuality as ambivalent. To conduct her research

Breveglieri is interviewing people who define themselves as bisexual or who feel that the sexual experience and / or emotional contact with both sexes has been, or still is, important and significant part of their sexuality (the news was here ).

Michele is looking for people interested to be interviewed and to participate in his research. If you are interested please write to: michele.breveglieri @ unipd.it