A GENEALOGY typical display of Santa Claus ...
This should not be the post today, but it just happened and I wanted to share with you all.
The phone rings, he's my brother.
"Ste, who perhaps have c'avresti 'na red shirt?"
"hmm ... I do not know, why?"
"he needs to Lorenzo for the Christmas play, we thought of it ... but it is too small , needs great because we put the cushions to make the belly. "
" You think 'na red shirt you can get the shirts ... although lately scarce my house (see below The mystery of the missing shirts ) "
" By the way ... but you have to come there to play? "
" What time is it? "
" At 4:30 "
" Yes, a I can jump to "
" Listen Lorenzo then leave it to your house, you do eat, and then bring it to the states ... Vabene? See you there? "
" OK "
" Do not let me do it to be late !!!!" reads
"No ... no ... do not worry ... we will be there at 4:15 at most"
At 3 : 00, as I prepared, I said "... look Lorè in that drawer, that certainly 'na are the red shirt "
Lorenzo is the red shirt, without any kind of problem, and both happily we are approaching the school, as promised in advance. Upon arrival, Lorenzo reaches its compagnetti, as expected, and I take my seat in the auditorium along with my whole family over-excited by the event as if it were the first of AIDA at La Scala.
Apparently the part of Lorenzo is the most important because they need to play the part of Santa Claus.
"As soon as the curtain opens, Lorenzo tells his jingle and then everything else will follow." I said Eleanor.
Lights out.
is the moment we've waited. A teacher
turn one of those blue lights. ... Those who make others see if there's dust in your home or if you have dandruff.
The curtain rises.
You see a black shape, apparently that of Lorenzo. But it's pitch black ... so I'm not sure. Known, however, that blue light is doing a show written on the torso of Santa Claus. Squeeze a bit 'eyes to see what he says. A large letters on the shirt, says VINITALY.
A roar!! Now I'm sure it
Lorenzo.
Bullshit @ gave him the shirt Vinitaly?? Ma 'n'altra you had not?? "
" Thou hast said red! ... the shirt had to be red! ... Red XL! You did not specify anything else, "
" The red I do not see it! .... I only see a VINITALY big as the sign of the Pirelli "
" Do not blame me ... ... take it with the teacher who has turned off the lights and turned on 'I fuck @ blue light "
You hear a loud" Shhhhhh !!!!" and then a "is up, eh! It's Christmas ... ... and let fateve du droplets over! "Awkward silence
" You're still the same! You can never count on you! "Murmurs Fabrizio.
There is a pause.
'A' Fabre looks ... that thou hast dandruff! "
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