still do not really know how it happened. I, personally, the work I do not have mica. So I do not understand how my friends still be able to delegate to me for correction of their curricula. (That is ... if you need to do to correct a curriculum vitae, at least first make sure that the spelling has a job ... no?)
Briefly, I wanted to share the horrors I've seen lately on these sad and unfortunate pages.
After a long career as a waitress in a providential pizzeria, Annaminkia writes:
1997-1999: Served food to the tables of restaurants (I know what you're thinking ... a little 'vague ... but then specifies) to people who do not know (if you think about it ... that's right all of us and especially you guys definitely brought the equipment and food to the table every day ... But not you write it on the CV ... why? Because the people you serve and you know ... logical, right?)
Also on Annaminkia goes on to say: Sure of your feedback, I hope you to select ... decidua (do not even know where to start ... oh well. .. take a random thing ... the deciduous ... now, I realize that here we blame the infamous word that corrects the errors so quickly that not even one notices it, even if sometimes I am convinced that the nefarious software replaces the words wrong on purpose with obscure words that look like us but have to do with the maestro ... some of you have arched eyebrows? ... Yes, the maestro ... Go and see what does the word "deciduous" and then tell me if you also want your curriculum vitae)
My friend Alfons addition to brag of language that perhaps he wanted to see one of those where dreams, without knowing how, you find yourself in a foreign land and you find yourself to know the language, praising his earthly property, for more bold and using a separate section that reads:
OWNED AUTO: Fiat Stilo Now
not know about you, but I OWNED AUTO just makes me think of Christine the infernal machine. One of those machines that suddenly while at a red light splashing off rearing and killing 37 people and not enough to stop them not even a bottle of Lourdes water.
What then ... there really needs to put on record that thou hast the Stilo?
And finally ... a gem!
The man whose name starts with a U sent her resume to a famous law firm in Milan, including the following (and now famous) words between the job descriptions:
Legal Assistant - I met a team of about 34 lawyers to be in the studio at the hearings.
Dear U, the next time you should absolutely corroborate such claims are posting some video on You Tube and list the URLs of the videos on your resume ... what else those mica believe that you can meet so many people at once ... and then you do not take!
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