now, I think, that assiduous reader is able to perceive with certainty powerful, for me, going out on Saturday night has become ... I know ... how to make me go plagued by warts in the shower of a beach.
But you have to do! (Out, of course ... but thinking about it ... and the shower after a swim in the sea) because otherwise you then think that thou hast called asocial and psychological problems. At 7:30
calls the Flavia. It was so not made itself felt, because has had problems with the thyroid. This means that you must be very polite and nice to you ... who already has his eyes out. Then is also taking drugs that apparently have the same effect as Pentotal Diabolik ... and for the expression of terribly monotonous voice ... and for the sharp and cruel truth that permeates his every word.
"We're going to eat pizza!"
"But it should be! ... Pizza ... what a novel idea!"
"Quit your bitchin 'Veronica ... we want to present her new boyfriend! We'll pick at 9:10 because the Bruschetta is going to take the girls' friends of his girl that you wanted to know. "
" What I wanted to know? "
" The bruschetta and Clare are going around saying that you're depressed and that thou hast need of pussy! "
" PLEASE STOP THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THIS TOUR IN CABBAGE ! "
" So wrong not to have ... "
" Well ... if at this moment I wanted to find someone without their help "
" Oh yeah ... I forgot ... now thou hast the blog! "
" I do not I use the blog to tow! "
" Only God knows how you use it yourself 'I'm not writing the blog ... .. not the trailer ... you hurry you because you've got it made ... but be ready at 9:10 ... I recommend "
" Yes ... yes, OK ... oh ... so .. Tonight ... these are the winners? ... hmm ... yep me guess ... but you know them? "
" Yes, I work with ... Clare are real down to panties "
" FLAVIA! But when you become so mean ... Take back please! "
" It 's the truth ... then I'll know to say "
... The first girl that will call for convenience lowering panties # 1, went to the take home. Not bad was ... but at least it was irritating buzzing ... which is worse. Do not shut your mouth for a moment, he continued to talk about herself with the voice of a 5 year old who is playing with the stuffed animals. I began to see me without banging your head against the car window ... while singing Shivaree "Goodnight Moon".
arrived at the restaurant where we met the others. Short presentations, greetings and cocktails. Flavia began to drink ... which did not seem advisable at all after the deluge of pills that had just eaten ... because it already seemed quite unbalanced sober.
I said something about it and served me a very kind, "Fuck you!" The other two
panties down to a ... well ... not bad ... you could look tant'era the other was not ugly but it was a cornucopia of Acidum.
"Oh, these would be suitors?" Asked Flavia.
"I told you so!"
"What are the rules in these cases ... the tronista it makes when it is not satisfied?"
"Ah .. you know that you ... you you you look at men and women ... not me! "
" I'M NOT I LOOK AT MEN AND WOMEN OF MARIA DE FILIPPI ... I've seen CA%% ONCE O! "
Then they turned all.
finally arrived Veronica with the new guy ... so much vaunted. Followed the presentations.
I looked at him and shook his hand and I immediately realized that it reminded me of someone. Then suddenly I remembered. It was the "Maximilian" that I had stolen the bike when I was 5 years.
Flavia and I approached I said softly: "Flavia ... but I know that the"
"Oh yeah ... and how?"
"stole my bike when I was 5 years"
"Are you sure?"
" pretty sure "
" He lived in my own way "
" hmm ... if you have the heroin was all done ... in fact we were missing a thief to Veronica !..."
"Oh well ... the thief! He must have had six years '
After waiting almost an eternity in a private room at the table, they informed us that we should wait a little,' Flavia continued to complain was hot ... he was cold, was sweating, but then had the chills , in a nutshell ... it seemed that I was out with my grandmother. At one point, a cosmetic bag went marypoppins-iana, put it on the table and began to do makeup and hair. With continued to wipe the sweat towel ... wipe the smudges of lipstick ... to fly. Totally irritated by this behavior with the force ripped the towel from his hands.
"dear God ... Flavia but you have to finish today ... ... and give yourself an attitude ... we are at the table, you could not remake 'I'm blessed trick somewhere else? "
He tried to recover the towel and said," Give me' I'm towel serves "
" Flavia! With this towel thou hast already done all that was humanly possible to do ... look, we only miss you geese are you doing the bidet! "
The lowering of panties # 2 (the unwatchable) to change the subject had the unfortunate idea to tell her what a great lipstick! Let? Me would you feel? "
Flavia gave her a look that stunned the poor at that point he knew only say: "But ... I just wanted to try his hand"
Flavia said: "If you think this lipstick will slightest touch any part of your body you're wrong!" I
feces sign let it go and not worry ... that Flavio was mad!
utter embarrassment decided to turn our attention all'invitato of honor ... that is Massimiliano.
Everyone began asking him questions ... What are you doing? ... Oh what a beautiful job! But how are you? and things like that.
potendomi not hold ... I told him: "I think I seen you somewhere"
"Ah Yeah ... I unfortunately do not remember "
At that point I wanted to ask him:" My Legnano you remember? "but unfortunately Pentotal Flavia had left the home.
"But you where you made the top? Maybe we were at school together? "
" no, I made the schools abroad ... except for a few years ... but I doubt we could be in the same school ... but you're in that outpost of the cove? "
His eyes lit up and with a smile excitedly replied "Yes! Why you too? "
My gaze was minimally lit in the same way when I said" Well, yes! "Now I was sure.
The evening was going just great. A stony silence fell upon us all! We ate our things quickly, bent on our plates ... orphanage that looked like those of Oliver Twist ... and ask for the bill. Then we smoked a cigarette outside. Usually this is the time when we collectively ask ... "guys, but now what?" And someone inevitably suggests some dark place in which to continue to drink. But not tonight! For us, the evening was over. Nobody dared to suggest anything ... and fake yawns were apparently become a new fashion.
We greeted each other cordially and hastily ... and happily while we were heading toward the machines are ... heard Flavia's voice echoed ... "Oh Stè but where you're going ... that you stole the bike you've waved?"
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